My puppies had fun outside today!

idk if any of u have watched mega shark vs mecha shark but from what i can tell so far its about scientists building a GIANT ROBOT SHARK in order to fight off the original mega shark so what im saying here is that its the best movie ever


jane eyre modern au:

  • rochester wears nike calf socks and axe body spray
  • one day jane shows up 2 the skatepark and is like “rochester more like roTRASHter am i right” and then after she delivers that one liner she high fives bertha and skateboards away
  • jane and rochester try 2 have a shotgun wedding.  rochester shows up w/ an actual shotgun.  “ed do u even know what a shotgun wedding is” “no but i turned the barrel into a wedding ring holder look”
  • mr. brocklehurst runs a car rental company called brocklehertz
  • helen burns is literally a puppy
  • st. john posts a selfie on instagram like SMH cant believe my cousin wont marry me #99problems #janeisallofthem #boy #cuteboy #picoftheday #blessed
  • rochester: “anyway here’s wonderwall”

that post was rly funny but nothing will ever be as funny as dirtbag hamlet

mercutio: i can see what's happening
benvolio: what?
mercutio: and they don't have a clue!
benvolio: stop
mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two
benvolio: people are dying


asexual people are so cool because they can use the term “ace” when referring to themselves??? ace is such a rad word??? stay cool my ace pals


i love how no one messes with avatar the last airbender. there are people who are like, wow you watch doctor who? fucking nerd. you watch anime? gosh you’re such a weirdo. you watch avatar the last airbender? oh man you know that’s pretty cool so um what kind of bender would you be omg isn’t toph badass and don’t get me started on appa


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talking about my 1d faves with people who have completely different interpretations is so weird because they will say things like “oh i love _____ he is so manly and strong” and i am like. no. u have it all wrong. he is soft and gentle. very womanly. HIS LARGE DEMEANOR IS A TRICK HE IS A GENTLE CREATURE OF THE FOREST U DONT UNDERSTAND